get-the-salt-sammy:

If you don’t find this even the tiniest bit cute you are lying. 

batmanandrobin67:

YES, I’M A RAT

YES, I PLAY VIDEO GAMES

no he just pees on the controller

cowboybeboop:

h0odrich:

africans:

he looks like a joint

what the fuck kind of joints do you roll

ask-eep-crood:

thefaultinmyass:

ipaintyouwings:

Message from David Karp 

everyone needs to read this.

Fuck yeah 

FUCK YEAH

omg no change is bad stahp fuck no yahoo go away how dare you buy our website

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

>anon goes into Walmart
>wants to buy a flat screen TV
>suddenly $400 in pennies appears in his pockets
>his pants split
>the force severely cuts his leg
>pennies fly everywhere and injure most of the patrons and employees
>anon bleeds out
>spaghetti falls on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

I want so badly to make an obnoxious social justice joke

raikissu:

askthosesillystickmen:

So, that just happened…

I’m proud of you Lucas

fakeyouout:

“money doesn’t buy happiness”

let me test this hypothesis

earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

reading-passion:

Isn’t it the worst feeling ever if you see someone holding their book like this

…why does it bother you what other people do with their stuff?